Can a chicken cross the road without it's motive being questioned?

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   TheHoleStoryposted 10 years ago

   Can a chicken cross the road without it's motive being questioned?
   
   

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   merej99posted 10 years ago

   Of course!  C'mere chicky, chicky, chicky!  I don't want to hurt you.  I just want to EAT you!  lol

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   THarman7posted 10 years ago

   Of course it can. No one should have to question a chickens motivation he just wants to get to the other side!

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   sehrmposted 10 years ago

   No. Because everything happens without motive or intent.

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      sehrmposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      *with

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   bethperryposted 10 years ago

   Only if he's carrying drugs and doesn't speak the native language. All other chickens crossing the road are guilty until proven innocent!
   

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      alancaster149posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Got 'Latino' chickens? (Some of ours carry spares fuses for bombs - used to be IRA, now they're Al Qaida with Brummie or Manchester accents). Could be they're Colombian or Puerto Rican. Better look, there might be white plastic bags under the wings

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   Sparkleaposted 10 years ago

   Yes, but I hope it looks both ways to make sure no vehicles are coming or it would be one dead chicken. 
   If I were driving and saw a chicken crossing the road, I would stop and let it pass...what a cute sight that would be!  Blessings, Sparklea

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   PaisleeGalposted 10 years ago

   Of course her motives should be questioned, because it may be someone's dinner getting away.

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      bethperryposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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   The Examiner-1posted 10 years ago

   I really do not think that it would be questioned unless someone speaks 'chicken'.

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   alancaster149posted 10 years ago

   Depends on who's asking the questions. Can a chicken still be roasted for un-American activities? Anyway, I thought the 'bird of choice' in the USofA was the turkey, so chickens must be relatively safe (gobble-gobble).
   It also depends on who's on the other side.
   In one sense, 'the other side' is the after-life, in another it's the enemy (used to be just Reds, now it's Reds and a whole army of other enemies). So is this chicken a Medium or a Rhode Island Red? (Is Rhode Island a haven for fifth columnists or just newspaper columnists?)

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    freecampingaussieposted 10 years ago

    I loved my pet chickens when they were laying eggs and would have hated to see them cross the road !
    Love eating chicken as well .. Funny how the chicken crossing the road jokes are still going strong lol ~

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    Bubblegum Jonesposted 9 years ago

    I don't see why not. After all chickens have been crossing the road for a long time.

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